the desk of sorajo

mostly writing, some humor, rarely insight, completely procrastination

She wanted to crawl into his pocket and be safe forever.

F. Scott Fitzgerald (via i-am-evolution)

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artemisthebipolarbear:

tyleroakley:

I CAN’T DECIDE.

Orange pill how is this even a question

artemisthebipolarbear:

tyleroakley:

I CAN’T DECIDE.

Orange pill how is this even a question

(Source: rematiration)

magicalsimon:

oneohtrixpointnever:

jadefinitelyfelt:

n1pslip:

aunteeblazer:

laughingsquid:

Art Student Freaks Out & Destroys Her Painting After a Critique

oh my god

me when i start art school

This is sooooo art school

beautiful

The critique isn’t even harsh — girl needs to calm herself. This reaction is HILARIOUS.

thebooker:

“There is more treasure in books than in all the pirates’ loot on Treasure Island and best of all, you can enjoy these riches every day of your life” ~ Walt Disney

(via lushthemagicdragon)

agentlehobbit:

Ladies and gentlemen… I present to you: Olivia Wilde

(via magicalsimon)

necromorph-slayinglovemachine:

Sometimes a king needs a queen (◡‿◡✿)

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magicalsimon:

obese-cats:

caffeinated-zombie:

So, in the middle of everything today, we ran across a hellaciously distressed momma mallard and a bunch of her baby ducks that had fallen down a sewer grate. Another guy was already trying to fish them out, so my friend and I called animal control before we tried to fish the rest of them out. When Animal Control got there, we had all of them out and the mother duck quacking very happily. I was surprised - none of us got snapped at or hurt. I was even holding onto a bag at one point that had all of them in it and she just watched me. 

:’)

Mama duck on the butt.